iguanamouth:

not knowing how to spell a word but playing it off and mispelling it really bad so it looks intentional like “hey when are you meeting us at the restetrauretant”

officialfrenchtoast:

yes im athletic. I drank gatorade once

celestia:

once i had a dream that my cat was working at mcdonalds w/ me and she had a lil uniform and she kept getting fur in the fries and everyone was yelling at me and saying “ur cat sucks on fries” and i was like “shes just a cat give her a break!” and i woke up crying

teenssfromhell:

an autobiography

teenssfromhell:

an autobiography

psybelius:

I SHOULD NOT BE ABLE TO EMOTIONALLY IDENTIFY WITH A FLOSS CONTAINER

emptyparkinglot2am:

I would sit in a parking lot with you at 2am

curious cat plus fisheye

curious cat plus fisheye

I was lifeguard today !!!!!!! Savin lives n stuff

kiradax:

pros of turning 18: can legally do the stuff i already do
cons of turning 18: no longer the dancing queen

I’m working today as a temporary lifeguard in the water park and I’m scared because all the lifeguards are super hot and they’re like a big intimidating high school clique and I’m like hey I’m a performer here but today I’m a lifeguard ?????