How did you lose you virginity?
Anonymous

brigwife:

stravaganza:

fawkeshound:

scruffythegodofthunder:

the-merry-rochesterian:

Fangirl Challenge: Favorite Actresses {6/10}

———► Dame Maggie Smith

Dame Maggie Smith is flawless.

christ I saw this post and I thought I was going to scroll down and see RIP

she shall never die

SAME I WAS SO SCARED OF SCROLLING ALL THE WAY DOWN OMG

DON’T SCARE ME LIKE THAT

weloveshortvideos:

Sour candy ain’t no joke

isamiaella:

homosexualpancakes:

give us the child

wipe away the debt

isamiaella:

homosexualpancakes:

give us the child

wipe away the debt

thegraywizard:

algebratwo:

The asymptote of Nicki Minaj’s booty on the Anaconda cover is y = -20x

did you mean the assymptote 

bombing:

dantheman2033:

bombing:

if you’re on the sun then sun dried tomatoes are just tomatoes

Wouldn’t they just be dried tomatoes, because they are still not normal tomatoes

i just googled this and turns out there aren’t any tomatoes on the sun so it looks like we’re both wrong but more importantly you’re wrong

unclefather:

how to kiss a boy

  1. grab his waist
  2. slip your hand in his pocket
  3. steal his wallet
  4. dont even kiss him
  5. just run

divafierce:

rare footage of Taylor Swift, Perez Hilton and Jeniffer Lawrence admitting to be satanists and a part of the Illuminati

thefishcrow:

arsillanola:

arsillanola:

Japanese t-shirts with English text are my favourite thing in the world

Bonus:

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I DID NOT SPEND MY WHOLE LUNCH HOUR SCOURING THE MALL FOR ONE NOTE.

Why does this not have more notes? These are wonderful!