bombing:

birds need to shut the hell up. if i made half the noise they did at 5 in the morning i’d be arrested

smutlinson:

just use this excuse any time you don’t want to go to school

smutlinson:

just use this excuse any time you don’t want to go to school

green-satan:

this movie was a masterpiece 

zbrexx:

zbrexx:

how did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

he gave her a ring image

standardgaydad:

u know u fucked up when u still haven’t slept yet and u hear birds chirping outside

heteroh:

deadcyberbitch:

I HATE HORMONES 

really? i liked her i felt she had an important part in harry potter

villarrr:

THIS HAS ALWAYS BEEN MY FAVORITE THING

villarrr:

THIS HAS ALWAYS BEEN MY FAVORITE THING

whorecrux-harry:

"Don’t kid yourself" would be a great slogan for birth control pills

unpopuler:

people who can open cereal boxes perfectly are not to be trusted 

finmeister:

MY MOM JUST GOT OUT HER BIRTH CERTIFICATE AND FOUND OUT SHES BEEN SPELLING HER NAME WRONG FOR 49 YEARS

thedochraid:

This movie was gold.

I PASSED BIOLOGY HELL YEAH HELL YEAH HELL MOTHERFRICKIN YAAAASSSSSSSS YAASSS