escuerzoresucitado:

owlservice:

I could be the person writing one time verification codes. 873726. 290971. 041452. 667656. It comes naturally to me.

charlottan:

College should cost two dollars and then when you graduate everyone apologizes for wasting your time

freakoutgirl:

not to sound like a victorian woman suffering from hysteria but i do think going to the sea would fix me

moleshow:

And is this train due in 0 minutes in the station with us right now?

tropiyas:

bro doesn’t even have a certain je ne sais quoi

joeyclaire:

“i could fix him” i could break him. i could snap that fucker in half

diarygirls:

i would get a phd just so i could be an “ok - sent from my iphone” professor

e-clv:

Rose Tyler was so iconic…no job. no father. hopping planets wearing approximately 10 lbs of waterproof drugstore mascara. a man at home who knew full well she was getting her back blown out by debate team captain space alien David Tennant on the regular and would still hang out with her every time she deigned to grace him with her presence. She killed the Devil? what a great character

egberts:

micro-usb-deactivated20230625:

catgifsinthesenate:

nuinsli:

nemesisvariant:

teathattast:

i-am-committing-tax-fraud:

teathattast:

Maurice

Maurice

Maurice

Maurice

I’m begging of you, please don’t take my man

fullmetalfisting:

toboldlylesbian:

stevenrogered:

it’s almost that time of the year again, so you know what that means

You know, that’s fair

fedtothenight:

blood on women is sexy if it’s someone else’s. blood on men is sexy if it’s theirs. hope this helps.

trevenant:

That song where the guy keeps saying “once I was _ years old” is objectively not the worst thing to come out of 2016 but it’s definitely in the top 3